I showed him my bush... on skype.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
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My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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