Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
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Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
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Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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