Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
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Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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