we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
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I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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