ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Floor bacon is actually really good
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