i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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