her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
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I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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