I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
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i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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