matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
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I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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