You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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