if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
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Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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