She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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