i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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