she looked like the bat from fern gully.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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