There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
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Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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