You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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