She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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