well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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