...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
porn star boner night. come get it.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
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I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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