Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
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The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize