And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
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She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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