So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
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We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
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It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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