forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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