So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
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I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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