Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
oh god the rape fog is back!
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
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So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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