Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
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Sorry my hands just texted you
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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