we're blogging at a bar
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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