One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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