At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize