Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
My life is pants optional.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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