i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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