but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
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I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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