P.S. I can't hear my feet
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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