The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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