How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize