Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
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You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
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I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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