Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
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A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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