That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
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I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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