Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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