its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
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He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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