I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
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especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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