Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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