Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
one two three fourrrrnication!
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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