Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
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Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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