So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
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Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
His nipple licking is glorious
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