I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
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Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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