How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
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Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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