quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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