i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
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Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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