Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
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Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
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I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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